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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.