What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.