What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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They haven't had a gig yet.

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Guacamole

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A guacamole.

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Guacomole.