What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Little Caesars

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Suh Dude

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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With lots of Avogadro!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.