What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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Quackamole

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole