How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.