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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.