What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!