What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole