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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

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Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE