Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What's the secret to a long life?

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole