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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros