Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!