How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.