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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What are you waiting for?

A car.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.