How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!