Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old