Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!