They ain't private ears.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Swab the deck!
A buccaneer.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
I don't care. You pick
Because no one would care that he died.
Because time will tell.
He's in a wheelchair
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
