Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.