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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that