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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.