Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.