Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Previous Random Joke Next

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.