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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.