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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.