Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist