Did you try turning me off and on again?
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Europe
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Because there is no try.
Sweet Pee
He couldn't concentrate
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Your love life.
