What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.