Did you try turning me off and on again?
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Pre-nup brittle.
Namaste home tonight.
A cow.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
Vaporeon
His personality.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Your love life.
