Did you try turning me off and on again?
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
He scared the hell out of him.
Because he had lime disease
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
Owen.
Because it was dead.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Your love life.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
