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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?