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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.