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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!