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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!