What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.