How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.