How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast