How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast