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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub