How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan