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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.