How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub