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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...