Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!