Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.