Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.