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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.