What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!