What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.