What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!