What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.