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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again