What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*