How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.