How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.