She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
