How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.