How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.