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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.