How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!