Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")