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Census presents for Christmas!

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.