Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy New Year's folks!