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Census presents for Christmas!

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!