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Census presents for Christmas!

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence