Cause it's an all mail business.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
He always had treble finding his keys!
She's always objectifying people.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Cause beer is made with hops.
This post.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
The delivery.
