Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!