Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.