Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.