Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.