What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.