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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it