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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.