Hippopotamus Jokes

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.