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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.