Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.