Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.