What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.