What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.