What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Who is missing an egg?

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.