What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us