March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.