What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.