Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.