Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!