What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.