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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.