What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why don't we say Grace?

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.