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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.