What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.