Hormone Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Enzyme Jokes More Enzyme Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Pheromone Jokes More Pheromone Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

Induce Jokes More Induce Jokes

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss