Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Enzyme Jokes More Enzyme Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Cheap Motel Jokes More Cheap Motel Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".