Hormone Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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