Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor