Cheap Motel Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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They have no ball room.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.