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Cheap Motel Jokes

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Tight Pant Jokes More Tight Pant Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Skinny Jean Jokes More Skinny Jean Jokes

How are skinny jeans like a small mansion?

They have no ball room.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom