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Cheap Motel Jokes

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

How are skinny jeans like a small mansion?

They have no ball room.

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.