Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin