Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing