Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!