Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.