Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking