Tumblr User Jokes

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Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.