How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.