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Banjo Player Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.