Banjo Player Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's porsche.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.