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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.