Resume Jokes

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NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.