What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Earth wind and fire

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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A Hodor...

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He took a day off