What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off