What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave