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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off