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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water