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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.