What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre