What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Hand Towel Jokes More Hand Towel Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"