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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Because he had a vowel movement.

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Fur-niture.

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The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!