What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"