Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue