Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.