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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.