Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause