Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!