Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.