What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!