Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Previous Random Joke Next
Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: