A taxi driver
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because it crashes all the time.
Because he's alive.
Chinatown
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
This is unacceptable.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A taxi driver.
Because it was outstanding in its field
