Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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What country do I live?

Iran

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field