Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field