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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.