Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money