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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek