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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.