Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters