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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!