Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

Conjoined twins.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.