How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.