How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)