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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...