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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.