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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.