How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...