What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!