Asparagus Jokes

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...