What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...