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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.