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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.