What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Udder chaos!

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.