What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Bicycle petals!

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop