What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...