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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.