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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play