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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.