Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what