Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what