Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.