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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what