How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What are a redneck's last words?

Hey, guys, look what I can do!

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.