How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder