What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)