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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.