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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.