What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi