What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)