What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi