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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay