Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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The J'accusi

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.