Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.