What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay