What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi