What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay